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Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee because if you’re going to wear a shirt every day, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that soft, lived-in feel right out of the package (perfect for coding marathons, late-night gaming sessions, or just debugging life).
Smooth fit, reinforced shoulders, and a collar that keeps its shape, basically made to move with you, not against you.
Lightweight, comfy, and printed & shipped from the USA by humans who probably also take snack breaks between projects and side quests.
Our logo is printed directly on the inside neck instead of using a sewn-in tag.
Why? No scratchy tags, no distractions. Just clean comfort and a better fit for all-day wear.
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Every shirt is made to order and printed just for you. No dusty warehouse tees here.
Once your order ships, it’s out of our hands and into the carrier’s questline. Track it religiously or forget about it entirely. Both are valid playstyles.
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Because each item is made specifically for you, we do not accept traditional returns for things like wrong size or change of heart.
That said, we are not robots.
If something shows up damaged, misprinted, or just plain wrong, reach out and we will do our best to make it right.
Here’s how it works:
We are a small shop, not a faceless megacorp. If something is off, talk to us and we will handle it like reasonable adults.
Policy may evolve, but fairness is always part of the build.
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